MUST READ: This Is How Astonishingly Stupid The Allegations Against Judge Kavanaugh Truly Are…

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Want to know why Democrats and the Establishment Media are now focusing on Judge Kavanaugh’s college drinking habits and speaking out that “for the good of the country Judge Kavanaugh should step aside”? It’s because the allegations leveled against him are so ludicrous, without merit, and pure political hackery that even liberal voters are now shaking their heads over how disgusting and dishonest D.C. politics can be. 

Here’s a twitter thread that sums it up perfectly:

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Woman walks into a police office.

“I’d like to report a sexual assault.”

Officer: Okay, tell me about it.
When did it happen?

Woman: I don’t know, but it was around 35 years ago.
Officer: Um, okay. Where did it happen?

Woman: I don’t know.

Officer: How did you get there?

Woman: I don’t know.

Officer: How did you get home?

Woman: I don’t know.
Officer: Did you report it then?

Woman: No.

Officer: Did you tell anyone about it at the time?

Woman: No, I waited 30 years to tell someone about it.
Officer: You didn’t even tell your husband about it before then?

Woman: No. I waited 30 years to tell anyone about it.

Officer: Were there any witness?

Woman: Yes, four. Here are their names.
. . .

Officer: We’ve spoken with all four of them, and all four deny it. Several denying even being there. They signed sworn statements, under penalty of felony.

Woman: Well, they’re all drunk or troubled.
Officer: Why is it you can’t remember any of the details?

Woman: Trauma.

Officer: Well, who did it?

Woman: Brett Kavanaugh. I’m 100% certain it was Brett Kavanaugh.

Officer: How can you be certain it was Brett Kavanaugh?

Woman: Trauma.
Woman: Oh, and I took a polygraph.

Officer: Who paid for the polygraph?

Woman: I don’t know.
Officer: Would you come to DC to tell your story to Congress?

Woman: No, I’m afraid of flying.

Officer: How did you get here today?

Woman: I flew. I fly all the time. I love travel.
Officer: When did you decide to go public with this?

Woman: A few days ago.

Officer: When did your employer scrub your bio, and when did your high school yearbooks all mysteriously disappear form the Internet?

Woman: Weeks ago.
Officer: I’ve had an experienced sex crimes prosecutor from Arizona review all your materials, and she says no reasonable prosecutor would pursue your case. It’s less than a “he said, she said” matter because your witnesses actually refute you.

Woman: But Safeway!
Officer: Do you understand that this all adds up to a highly suspect, and possibly demented, accusation against a person held in high esteem throughout his career, who already underwent 6 FBI background checks?

Woman: Safeway! Safeway!
Officer: Given that you can’t remember even major details about this traumatic event in your life, do you even know what memory is?

Woman: Epinephrine codes memories into the hippocampus, and so the trauma-related experience is locked there, whereas other details kind of drift.
Officer: Okay, so you do actually know some things. Why can’t you remember the most basic details about this event?

Woman: Safeway! Mark Judge went pale! Sen. Hirono leaked my letter to the media! Oopsies! (in coached baby-girl voice that sounds ridiculous for a 50 yr old woman)
Officer: We’ve checked, and the Safeway you keep going on about wasn’t even built until 1986. You’ve said the incident happened in 1982.

Woman: (Keeps looking over at the Democrat committee staffers)
Officer: Oh, and the first cell phone wasn’t invented until several years after the alleged incident, and cost $5,000. Dr. Ford, did you have a $5,000 cell phone 4 years before it was invented?

Woman: (Senator Hirono?)
Officer: I can only conclude that Judge Kavanaugh should be investigated by the FBI for a seventh time.

Woman (doubles down on baby girl voice, smiles at Sen. Hirono): Squee!

Officer: Did you say Squi?

Woman: Nevermind. I got what I wanted (checks Go Fund Me accounts).
Woman (texting husband): Honey, I’ve looked at the Go Fund Me balances, and now we can have as many front doors in our house as we want!

LADY JUSTICE: Catches the last train for the coast.
OBJECTIVE MORAL VALUES (Calls out to LADY JUSTICE): Hey, wait for me! Don’t leave me here alone!

@SamHarrisOrg: Don’t worry, everything will be fine. We don’t need either of those two.

@jordanbpeterson: Um, no.
mentions: I have mitochondria. That’s all I need. Objective moral values come from mitochondria.

@jordanbpeterson: No, that’s not right at all. We need all the wonderful things from religion while still denying their truth claims.

@SamHarrisOrg: Well, RELIGION left, too.
mentions: But without RELIGION, LADY JUSTICE and OBJECTIVE MORAL VALUES there’s nothing standing between us and HELL!

@roddreher (smiles and rubs his hands together)
Woman (calls husband): Honey, I’m headed to the airport.

Husband: You can quit with that stupid voice now.

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Democrats Breaking Laws To Try And Score Political Points During SCOTUS Hearing (VIDEO)

Senator Cory Booker is as swampy as the D.C. swamp gets. No more recent example of that is Mr. Booker’s willful violation of Senate rules and Executive Branch authority during Judge Brett Kavanaugh‘s SCOTUS hearing. Mr. Booker announced (repeatedly) that he was going to release confidential documents to the public and went on to paint that illegal act as something noble during a multi-minute tirade that even had some of his Democrat counterparts rolling their eyes.

Oh, and note too how a U.S. Senator calls the Supreme Court the “highest office of the land.” That is incorrect of course. The position of president is the highest office in the land.

Pathetic, low intelligence, moronic Senate scab, Cory Booker:


 

Watch Judge Kavanaugh Eviscerate A Nearly Inchoherent Senator Patrick Leahy During SCOTUS Confirmation Hearing

Yet another aging Democrat put on a nationally-televised demonstration of the need for Congressional term limits. Watch as 78-year-old Patrick Leahy makes reference to an email that doesn’t actually exist. Senator Leahy attempts to insinuate the email in question was stolen from him SIXTEEN YEARS AGO as nearly everyone in the hearing room, including Leahy’s own staff, look on increasingly confused as to what the senator is talking about. For his part, Judge Kavanaugh shows a remarkable degree of patience while also managing to entrap the senator in his own confused lie. From there a badly beaten Leahy makes a hasty retreat and changes the subject.


 

RUMOR: Trump’s SCOTUS Pick Would Make Antonin Scalia & Ronald Reagan Very Proud

If legit (and not a classic Trump head fake) the pick of Judge Amy Coney Barrett, 46, to replace Anthony Kennedy on the Supreme Court would enrage the Far Left and thrill those Americans who considered the late Antonin Scalia the Court’s strongest advocate for strict Constitutionalism. You see, Judge Barrett was a clerk for Justice Scalia and her ascension to the Court would be a direct link to Scalia’s brilliant conservatism that was itself highly valued by the man who put Scalia on the Supreme Court – President Ronald Reagan.